Semi-Charmed Life

[Verse 1]
I'm packed and I'm holding, I'm smiling, she's living, we're high and
We're giggly, we smoked a bunch of weed
Sit down, it's half past six now
Time to binge watch 30 Rock, season 3
Gotta take a second just to find the remote
Where'd it even go? Take a look under your coat
I found it, the show can begin now
Holy shit, it's 7 PM now
Logging into your shared Netflix account
Still using your ex's 'cause he hasn't found out
The password is long so it's hard to type in
My phone says that now it's 8 PM

[Chorus]
I should smoke less
To get me through this semi-charmed kind of life
Baby, baby
I should smoke less
We can't do stuff when we're both so high

[Break]
Doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo

[Verse 2]
We're finally in, time to go, gotta scroll through a list to find the show
So we check "continue watching", can't find
Nothing, only other shows we didn't watch
Looking at the time, now it's almost 9:00
It won't stop, our queue doesn't list 30 Rock
I press the wrong button and it starts to play a documentary
Now my remote won't work
So I press again, and I press again, say
How do I get back there to
The other screen where we saw the main menu?
Why does this documentary
Have Will Smith and orcs?

[Chorus]
I should smoke less
To get me through this semi-charmed kind of life
Baby, baby
I should smoke less
We can't do stuff when we're both so high

[Verse 3]
Told her we could just watch a different show
Get into Dark or finish Ozark
Maybe just rewatch The Get Down
'Cause it was cancelled in its prime
I turn to the clock expecting a crazy time
But I'm confused now, it's still nine
She refused to change, said "it's this show or nothing"
Says she got high because she wanted to try
And watch that Christmas ep
To see if weed makes her like it more or less
She's disgusted by the fact that we just can't find it
And right as I start to feel resigned
It hits me, have I forgotten this?
It's only on Hulu now, they took it off Netflix

[Chorus]
I should smoke less
To get me through this life
Baby, baby
I should smoke less
We can't do stuff when we're so high

[Outro]
The sky was black! And then it was suddenly half past ten
So we gave up on the night there, right then
'Cause her ex doesn't even have a Hulu password
Doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo
Doo doo doo, doo doo doobies
Doo doo doo, doo doo doobies
Doo doo doo, doo doo doobies (I should smoke less)
Doo doo doo
But I probably won't