[Chorus: funny]
Bitch I'm posted up at the grocery store
I got my sword inside the basket, I need more (More)
I'm so frickin' poor, I got bands inside my duffel
And I waste it all on porn
[Verse 1: funny]
Epic, hi I'm epileptic
I see flashing colors when I go outside, just like it's Tetris
Bacon on the burger got me feeling so right
Funny and Wellsy on a song, that's fucking tight, tight
I feel alright
I'm bustin' moves, I be creepin' in the night
I'm in the self checkout line
I feel alright
I'm bustin' moves, I be creepin' in the night
I'm in the self checkout line
[Verse 2: blackwinterwells]
I get the bag, no don't be sad
Get your own swag
'Cause I don't like that
I spent a rack, how you like that?
I know you cap, you ain't got it like that
I get the bag like a grocery clerk
If I like it I'ma cop, I don't care what it's worth
I be with your bitch, tangoing to Bjork
I don't need no percs, 'cause my limbs don't hurt (Hurt)
Tonight I will eat double cheese burger
I don't like to sit 'cause my spine is curved
Gave your shit a chance and I was perturbed
Please don't steal my swag, get your own, don't lurk
[Chorus: funny]
Bitch I'm posted up at the grocery store
I got my sword inside the basket, I need more (More)
I'm so frickin' poor, I got bands inside my duffel
And I waste it all on porn
self checkout was written by funnycore & blackwinterwells.
self checkout was produced by Prodrest.
funnycore released self checkout on Wed Aug 24 2022.