Seizures.. (XÔX Before The Signal Episode 3)

*Spooki Vomiting*

Emily: Spooki You're Making me nervous are you done yet ? ~.~

*Spooki Still Vomiting*

Spooki: TUAH!

*Spooki Panting*

Emily: Bitch did you just say "Tuah"??

Emily: Yeah this script is Ass already -__-

Spooki: nooooooooOOOOuh!

Spooki: FuNNy gIrl i AMMmmmmm

Spooki: a Ha HAAA!! *Pulls out Bottle*

Emily: Wait what the FUCK? is that my Bacardi Bottle???

Emily: SPOOKI I THOUGHT YOU WERE THROWING UP???!!

Spooki: HA! i was T H R O W I N up ALRIGHT!

Spooki: ThRowIng UPPPPP!!

Spooki: GANGSIGNS!

Spooki: WItH My SIGNs!! (Slimes)

Spooki: i just nEEded..

Spooki: aLittleSipAfter..

Emily: A "LITTLE SIP" ISNT THE ENTIRE FUCKING BOTTLE OF BACARDI SPOOKI!

Emily: *sighs*

Emily: Are you happy you're drunk now? -_-

Spooki: WHAT? nOOOO!

Spooki: I dont Have TRUnk iN tHE JunK MEEEEEEoWWWW

Spooki: ough..

Spooki: ugh.. emily..

Spooki: i dont feel so good.. ~.~

Emily: My God Spooki, Look! you have to sip something before you get Achlohol Poisoning

Emily: Here! Take some water!

Spooki: HAAH! *Takes off Lid*

Spooki: FrEEe boTTled WaTer

Spooki: FroM a HOt WhiTe GiRll?

*Emily gay shocc*

Spooki: ThiS iS so FuCking tWenTY tWENty

Spooki: F O U U R

*Spooki chugging*

Emily: My God Spooki Your so shitfaced!

Emily: and HEY! you dropped your phone!

Emily: Ah Fuck! her sisters callling

Spooki: HITLERS CALLINGGGG???!!

Spooki: WOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Spooki: BitCh PicK it UPPPPPpppppp!!

*Spooki Falls* OOOUUWW! SHit!

Emily: BE CAREFULLLL!! >O<

Emily: Fuck! *Rip tracking*

Emily: Ok Ok Stay there *Answers Phone*

Emily: ah..h.Hello? ~o~

Poppi: EMILY?!

Poppi: Oh No.. Where's Spooki? :/

Emily: Look its been a Long Story, But shes right here!

Spooki: HEEEyyyYYYYY-UH

Spooki: ZUCKER

Spooki: GeT That Mother F U C K E R

Spooki: Out My F U C K I N G

Spooki: FAcE

Spooki: B I T C H >: C

Poppi: SPOOKI?!

Poppi: U..uh WAIT is she DRUNKK?!

Emily: Maybe..??

Emily: sort of.. ~o~

Poppi: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN "SORT OF"???!!

Spooki: NoooooHOOO!

Spooki: Im NoT DoooooooRRRRAAAAAA XO

Poppi: EMILY SHE HAS PSYCHOGENIC SEIZURES WHY DID YOU LET HER GET DRUNK?!

Emily: I Literally Did NOT!

Emily: She stole my bottle!!

Poppi: WERE FUCKING MINORS!

Poppi: WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE A BOTTLE OF ALCHOHOL IN THE FIRST PLACE??!

*Emily too shocced to respond*

Poppi: *sigh* FUCK! Let me talk to her

Emily: ok ok ~.~

Spooki: WAGAWANNNNNNN

Poppi: That is NOT going to work on me anymore spooki!

Poppi: Ugh what would mum think..

Poppi: I Told you Not to be STUPID >:C

Spooki: Poppiii!! im not CUPIDDD

Spooki: I AMMM PO-PPPPPIIIII!!

Poppi: I mean just FULLY Wasted!

Poppi: Where thee fuck are you??!

Spooki: Bitch The Fuckking FlooR

Spooki: Its not that FUCKING bAd once you

Spooki: F U C K I N G Try ITTTT >:C

Poppi: Spooki Face Time me -__-

Spooki: NOOOOOOOoooouuu

Spooki: i hate LImA BEANNSSSSSAAA! >O<

Poppi: OH MY GOD YOU LOOK TERRIBLE!!

Spooki: AND YOU LOOK FUCKING HOT!!

Spooki: I KnEw i WaS stIll a Pretty BETCH

Poppi: UHM! Newsflash Darling, you dont have long hair

Poppi: But surprisingly you do look more feminine today

Emily: Your mom jaden made her dress like that she said

Poppi: Our mother has NO Taste in bands

Poppi: MISFITS??!!

Poppi: Spooki's More of a Slipknot Girl

Spooki: SlOb On KNob??!!

Spooki: BItCH WhaTTTTTUHH?!

Spooki: Im Not StraIGht

Spooki: And why do you look like a DepRessed Pirate?!! XO

Poppi: IRRELEVANT!

Poppi: Spooki Listen, How do you feel?

Spooki: Ummmm

Spooki: WHaTssss? "FFFFFFEELING?" >:(

Poppi: Are you dizzy or are you in pain??

Spooki: i FEel WarM..

Spooki: And i have a bad tASte in my mouth..?

Poppi: FUCK! Spooki you need to throw up all of that alchohol up now!

Spooki: NoooooooOOOOOOOOoooouuuu!! >O< but i!!

Poppi: NOW!

Poppi: Take the phone off facetime and give it back to Emily!

*Spooki Switches it back*

Spooki: Im GonNA gOO ThRoW uP AGAINN!!!

Spooki: YASSSSSS!!!! (queen)

Emily: Spooki WAIT! a..*sighs*

Emily: God dammit ~_~

Emily: hello??

Poppi: GETTING DRUNK AND TAKING PILLS ON THE STREETS AT 11 PM??? ARE YOU TWO MENTAL??!!

Emily: No! WE Were taking Normal Doses!!

Emily: Then a Cop Just Shows Up out of no where and Spooki takes the whole bag!!

Emily: She Vomited it all up though but then washes the shit down with my Bacardi bottl-

Poppi: LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT!! YOU LET MY SISTER DAMN NEAR FUCKING OD AND GET ALCHOHOL POISON??????!!!!

Emily: NO POPPI! I DIDNT MEAN TO LISTENNN!!! ToT

Poppi: COULDVE LOST HER!

Poppi: YOU ARE SO!! STUPIDD!! >:O

Poppi: Wait a Second! is that YOU?!

Emily: What?!! W..What do you mean??!!

Poppi: WHY ARE YOU DIRECTLY ACROSS THE STREET FROM OUR HOUSE?! -__-

Emily: Talk About SHITTY SLAPSTICK

Emily: Look I Dont KNOW?! PLOT PURPOSES??!!

Poppi: Look shes trying to get better at it *Talking About Azariah XD*

Poppi: Anyway whats spooki doing?

Emily: Shes fine shes j-

Spooki: Emily iM baCk..

Spooki: But i sort oF DIZ.zz..

*Spooki Convulsing Collapsing*

Emily: AAHHHHHHH!!!!! FUCKKKKK-AA!!!

Emily: POPPI I HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK!!

Poppi: Wait WHAT-

*Emily Dials 911*

Emily: SHIT SHIT SHIT! SPOOKI DONT MOVE DONT MOVE STAY AWAKE!!

Emily: Fuck FUCK FUCK Please PICK UP!!

911 Operator: 9-11 whats your emergency?

Emily: HELLO?! YES MY FRIEND IS HAVING A SEIZURE PLEASE COME QUICK!

Emily: T-T-THE LOCATION??! UH!!

*Emily Shaking* THE LOCATION WERE AT UM.. UH

Emily: EDGEWATER CREEK! AVENUE