SEISO

[Intro]
Hey
Before they shut down Tik Tok let me make one more cringy song
Let's go

[Chorus]
I try to keep it wholesome
I'm not a cursed hellspawn
I promise please just hold on
Listen and don't go
Got a pure heart in possession
Don't even know what sex is
Please trust in my confession
I swear I'm seiso
My mind is not that rotten
I'm honest, I have no sins
The purest, sweetest maiden
Wouldn't you say so?
I'm not a nasty gremlin
Lewd words aren't my intention
Evil spirits? I cleanse 'em
You know I'm seiso

[Verse 1]
Welcome everynyan to my
Christian stream
No I don't say any swears
I'm just saying my prayers
A sparkling idol for you
Doki doki
'Cause I'm the cleanest of the clean
Yeah I shower, got perfect hygiene
And I won't laugh when you say wiener
I have a ladylike demeanor
I never said that I would steal your wife
You know I wouldn't lie

[Chorus]
I try to keep it wholesome
I'm not a cursed hellspawn
I promise please just hold on
Listen and don't go
Got a pure heart in possession
Don't even know what sex is
Please trust in my confession
I swear I'm seiso (せーの)
My mind is not that rotten
I'm honest, I have no sins
The purest, sweetest maiden
Wouldn't you say so?
I'm not a nasty gremlin
Lewd words aren't my intention
Evil spirits? I cleanse 'em
You know I'm seiso

[Verse 2]
Let me check my chest yeah it's still flat
I just banged your mom, you can call me dad
Um wait, I mean I'm sorry... did you hear that?
I'm a nice innocent girl yeah that is a fact
I don't care what you have heard
I don't say rude dirty words
I am normal, rest assured
Hey why are you running away?! (don't go!)
Let me address these false rumors
I'm no filthy hopeless coomer
I have a mature sense of humor
You shouldn't be afraid
All them boobies I'm looking at respectfully
No need for horny jail
Don't @ me
Yes, I am a gentlenyan
So classy
I don't have a folder full of pics of bare feet

[Chorus]
No matter what I do
My inner demon comes through
Keep saying pee pee poo poo
Why can't I let go?
Pure heart past expiration
Thought train has left the station
My shame is on vacation
I wanna stay home
My mind is truly rotten
My dignity forgotten
I know I've really lost it
Wouldn't you say so?
Though I am just a gremlin
Not cute as you imagined
I'm trying to be wholesome
Wanna be seiso

[Bridge]
Seiso
Wanna be seiso
Seiso
Wanna be seiso
Seiso
Wanna be seiso
Doki doki

[Outro]
What's an ahegao?
Is that a type of cheese?