Seh Dem Ah Wifey

[Intro: Mr. G & Chico]
This a fi the wife dem
Real, real wife dem
You a good good girl
Raaay
Mmm
All of mi wife dem, come sing along
Show the video man the ring pon your hand
All some gyal get from your man a bere con
Yeah eh
Him no want no ol' sketel bomb

[Chorus: Chico & Mr. G]
Seh dem a wifey, but dem no ready (Dem no ready...)
Ooh
Don't mix up the real wife with the matey (Show the ring! Show the ring!)
Dem gyal deh bright, eeh? (Show the ring! Show the ring!)
A talk 'bout first lady (First lady, wha' man?)
Yeah
No man never big dеm up dem fabricate it (Hear mе nuh!)

[Verse 1: Mr. G]
Well, mi gyal, you a number one pon your husband's chart
Tell a matey she can't take you off
You a Bentley, she a handcart
No time fi ol'–
Boom!
All real wife start pedal and whine
Now your man a treat you, gyal, up to the time
Life a treat dem gyal deh very unkind
Dem say that dem a gold, you a diamond mine

[Chorus: Chico & Mr. G]
Seh dem a wifey, but dem no ready (Wifey wha'?...community mattress!)
Ooh
Don't mix up the real wife with the matey
Dem gyal deh bright, eeh? (Bright, eeh?)
A talk 'bout first lady (Ol' liad)
Yeah (We use dem and tired)
No man never big dem up dem fabricate it (Hear me nuh!)

[Verse 2: Mr. G]
Dem gyal yah living in a loo, dem gyal yah living in a loo
Say dem a catch your man, all dem a catch a flu
Living in a loo, dem gyal yah living in a loo
Smell green like a bunch of callaloo
Wifey...
You, your husband take to altar
All dem gyal deh get is a Malta
Have wha' fi hold your husband you nah falter
Firm like the rock of Gibraltar

[Chorus: Chico & Mr. G]
Seh dem a wifey, but dem no ready (Laugh after dem!)
Ooh
Don't mix up the real wife with the matey (No mix up)
Dem gyal deh bright, eeh? (Ol' Ske-!...)
A talk 'bout first lady (A your man dem a try take?)
Yeah
No man never big dem up dem fabricate it

[Interlude: Mr. G]
Mi gyal
Bounce a gyal, she no hot like-a you
Bounce a gyal, she no cute like-a you
Bounce a gyal, 'cause you know you're shaped good
Bounce a gyal, you no–
Cho!

[Chorus: Chico]
Seh dem a wifey, but dem no ready
Ooh
Don't mix up the real wife with the matey
Dem gyal deh bright, eeh?
A talk 'bout first lady
Yeah
No man never big dem up dem fabricate it