Seder-Masochistic

[Verse 1]
I really love this time of year
Comes around in Springtime in this hemisphere
It always gives me the strangest wish:
To rub my naked body with gefilte fish

[Chorus]
Cos I'm Seder-masochistic, alright
Is there one more Seder I can go to tonight?
Yes, I'm Seder-masochistic, ok
Don't think I'm a weirdo, don't put me away, hey

[Verse 2]
I have some friends also so inclined
Snorting bitter herbs helps them to unwind
We like to go on Seder crawls
Then head home and whip up more matzah balls

[Chorus]
Cos I'm Seder-masochistic, alright
Is there one more Seder I can go to tonight
Yes, I'm Seder-masochistic, ok
Don't think I'm a weirdo, don't put me away, hey

I read every line
Of the Haggadah
Til I go Meshuggenah
Hebrew sweet
Like Rugelah
Seders make my dough rise

[Chorus]
Cos I'm Seder-masochistic, alright
Tried to see a shrink but there's no point in fighting
I'm Seder-masochistic, ok
Chain me to the table, I won't run away

Cos I'm Seder-masochistic, you know
The longer is the better, cos I like them slow
Yes, I'm Seder-masochistic, at heart
Matzah and charoset make my waters part
It's true, I'm a bad bad Jew