Allan Sherman
Allan Sherman
Allan Sherman
Allan Sherman
Allan Sherman
Allan Sherman
Allan Sherman
Allan Sherman
Allan Sherman
Allan Sherman
(parody of "Secret Love" by Doris Day, from the movie "Calamity Jane")
Once I had a secret code
Where A was B, and B was G
G was K, and K was J;
And J was M, and M was P
V was X, and X was V
And U was I, and I was U
87 stood for Z
And 2 for T, and T for 2
O was 12, and Q was 17;
I still don't know what those numbers mean
That is how we won the war;
My secret code's no secret anymore
H was 9, and S was 33;
Oh, how that confused the enemy!
Then a recent survey showed
That I don't understand my secret code