Sea Dog

Don't step on the stonefish; the stonefish ain't your friend
Lie back in your deck chair, watch the waves ascend
And if you’re growing nervous, I’m glad to be your rock
I swear I bear no poison. I promise you no shocks

Call me Sir Reliable. Know this captain’s calm
Nothing stronger in the sea than these inviting arms

Don’t sit on the stingray; he is not your seat
Should he flick that tricky tail, you’re swept off your feet
I can do that, too, if you’d let me in
With just a mere acknowledgement, an unassuming grin

Call me Doctor Dutiful, the regent of respect
I’m always optimistic. I do not expect

Don’t dine on the dolphin; the dolphin is too smart
Those tricks aren’t entertainment, she wants to win your heart
So very far ahead we’re left feeling small
Please don’t make that smaller by tossing her your ball

Call me what you like. It’s water off my back
Just be sure you’re welcome on my humble deck