Scratchy Cat

Scratchy cat, scratchy cat
Why you wanna scratch me?
Scratchy cat, scratchy cat
Oh, why you gotta scratch me?
You're my cat and I love you
Why you wanna scratch me?

You sit in my lap, happy and purring
And ten seconds later, you're trying to murder
Me, then my tears start to flow
Oh no, ouch

Hey, cat
Why do you always scratch me?
I'm your friend
You look so sweet, curled up
And then, all of the sudden, wham
For no reason

Scratchy cat, scratchy cat
Why you wanna scratch me?
Scratchy cat, scratchy cat
Why you gotta scratch me?

You sit in my lap, happy and purring
And ten seconds later, you're trying to murder me