Scratch Rappin

[All vocals sampled and scratched by Hi-Tek]

[Intro]
"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome..."
("DJ...") ("Hi-Tek") "proudly presents..."
"a..." ("Hi-Tek") "production..."

[Scratched verse]
[Mos Def] "Yo..."
[?] "And you know on that MPC..."
[?] "The crime leader!"
[Mos Def] "Hi-Tek"
[Noreaga] "You ain't ready yet!"
[Biz Markie] "I make" ("beats") "each and every day"
[Talib Kweli] "No matter the place, no matter the time"
[Biz Markie] "But anyway..."
[Sadat X] "I thought y'all knew!"
[?] "DJ Hi-Tek"
[Mos Def] "Don't stop"
[O.C.] "The more emotion I put into it, the harder I rock!"
[Pras] "Don't get me started!"
[Rakim] "And I can go on for days"
[Raekwon] "No question!"
[Prodigy] "The class now is in session..." ["is in session" echoes out]

[Common] "Uh, 1, 2, y'all..."

[Outro interlude: toddler hypeman]
For real... where my man Hi-Tek?
Unnnnhhhhh! Stop!
Don't do dat no more!
Where my man Hi-Tek?
I'ma tell my daddy too
Where my man Hi-Tek?
Get it up!
Where my man Hi-Tek?
In Cin-cin-cinatti...