SCP-914 Song

[Chorus]
Rough, coarse, 1:1, fine and very fine
It handles almost anything without using energy
Rough, coarse, 1:1, fine and very fine
It's probably the most interesting useful SCP

[Verse 1]
Yeah there are 5 options to choose!
Let's see what you can use!
Rough! (rough) Dismantles or destroys your stuff!
Coarse! (coarse) Dismantles and refines of course!
One to one! (one to one) Get similar things when it's done!
Fine! (fine) A better version of an item yay
Very fine! (very fine)
Can change your item in a very strange way!
Choose an option of your choice
And then it will make some little noise!
Be careful when you're using it!
Depends on the user what it will commit!

[Chorus]
Rough, coarse, 1:1, fine and very fine
It handles almost anything without using energy
Rough, coarse, 1:1, fine and very fine
It's probably the most interesting useful SCP

[Verse 2]
Eyedrops. Origami. Playing card. Keycard omni
Shredded paper. Radio. Joint. S-nav 310

These aren't all the items yet
There's more to find, much more to get!
Place it in the intake booth and turn the knob
And this machine will do its job

[Chorus]
Rough, coarse, 1:1, fine and very fine
It handles almost anything without using energy
Rough, coarse, 1:1, fine and very fine
It's probably the most interesting useful SCP
Rough, coarse, 1:1, fine and very fine
It handles almost anything without using energy
Rough, coarse, 1:1, fine and very fine
Go check it out! Put something in, then wait and see!