Scotty Doesn’t Know

[Intro: NIIC]
Woo!
Hahaha

[Verse 1: Ezra the Cat]
Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me
Do it in my van every Sunday
She tells him she's in church but
She doesn't go
'Cause she's on her knees and

[Chorus: Ezra the Cat & NIIC]
Scotty doesn't know
Oh, Scotty doesn't know
So don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
(So don't tell Scotty!)

[Verse 2: Ezra the Cat & NIIC]
Fiona says she's out shoppin' (Woo, woo, woo)
But she's under me and I'm not stoppin' (Woo! Hahaha, woo!)

[Chorus: Ezra the Cat & NIIC]
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
So don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't know
(So don't tell Scotty!)

[Verse 3: Ezra the Cat & NIIC]
I can't believe he's so trustin' (No, no, no, no)
While I'm right behind you thrustin' (Woo, yeah)
Fiona's got him on the phone
And she's tryin' not to moan (Haha)
It's a three way call
And he knows nothin', nothin' (Woo, hahaha)

[Chorus: Ezra the Cat & NIIC]
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
So don't tell Scotty 'cause
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
So don't tell Scotty
We'll put on a show
Everyone'll go
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know

[Verse 3: Ezra the Cat & NIIC]
The parking lot (The lot), why not? (Why not?)
It's so cool when you're on top (On top)
His front lawn, in the snow (The snow)
Life is so hard 'cause Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know

[Bridge: Ezra the Cat & NIIC]
Aw, yeah (Haha, woo)
I did her on his birthday

[Chorus: Ezra the Cat & NIIC]
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
So don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty will know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty's gotta know
I'm gonna tell Scotty
Gonna tell him myself
Scotty has to know
Scotty has to know
Scotty has to
Scotty has to
Scotty has to go
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't
Scotty doesn't
Scotty doesn't know

[Outro]
Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know