Scott Mean

[Intro]
This is Scott, reporting in on the weather
Hi everyone, this is Scott reporting in on the weather
It's a nice day in the spring
And I actually do love me some spring
I mean, spring has sprung
Is there any other way to talk about it?
I mean, look at the facts people
I mean, let's— let's takes a look at these charts here
We got 73 degrees right here
I want you to look at this, look at it
You're not looking
Becau—, and let me explain to you why you're not looking
Perhaps a mansplain
It's my favorite thing to do, as a weatherman, is mansplain
Now if you— if you listen with your eyes
You would see that it's 73 degrees here
And um, it's a wonderful day, wherever we are
Honestly, it's 73 all over the... (Honey?)
Ah, Linda
(Honey, I brought you a cake)
I specifically told you (Honey I brought you a ca—)
Not to fucking visit me at work, you fucking bitch
Scotty lost his cool… Scotty lost… his cool

[Verse]
Yeah
Yeah (mean)
Yeah
I'ma mean
I'ma mean
I'ma real mean nigga
I'ma real mean nigga
Yeah (I'ma mean)
Shit
I'ma real mean nigga
I'ma real mean ass nigga
I don't give a fuck ass nigga
I'ma a real nigga (Ass)
I'ma real mean nigga
I don't give a fuck tonight
I just made my mama cry (I just made my mama cry)
I don't give a fuck who dies (Hey)
Told my bitch to go away
I don't see no fuckin' sky (Hey)
I don't barely go outside
Told my niggas not today
I ain't got no fuckin' time
Ain't no body by my side
Everybody's in my way
Every day, every day (Wooh, wooh)
Every motherfuckin' day
Get up out my fuckin' face (Ah, ugh)
Get up out my fuckin' face