Scotch

And this is my pledge
Whenever I hear those rumors
I'll scotch them right away
When evil words are spread about you
Words swinish and numerous
I'll leap from the ledge
I'll conquer those who would doubt you
I'll swoop and scotch
And bring you a bright new day

I will scotch I'll unbesmirch
From the shadows I will lurch
I will scotch Unsully your name
You'll never be the same

There's a joker ahead who means to bring pain
I bring the force of the sun and he's a small stain
A pack of wandering dogs who brim with pure hate
They dare to speak against you and they're dead, they're dead, they're…

I will scotch Revoke the bad
Slanderers will wish they never had
Exhibited such bias towards disdain
They'll never be the same

I will scotch I'll unbesmirch
From the shadows I will lurch
I will scotch Unsully your name
You'll never be the same

And when I return to my room
I'll sob and sob and sob in my tiny room gloom
Who is there to protect me? Where is my shining knight?
And heat up pork and beans and sob 'til morning's light

I will scotch Honor restore
Those who'd defy me I'll implore
To cast away words that defame
They'll never be the same

I will scotch I'll unbesmirch
From the shadows I will lurch
I will scotch Unsully your name
You'll never be the same