Schmoozin’

Schmoozin'!
Farbrengen the party
Who's in
For bringing the party?
Jewish!
The models and bubbe
I know you want me
I know you love me
Schmoozin'!
Farbrengen the party
Who's in
For bringing the party?
Jewish!
The models and bubbe
Bottles of bubbly
I know you love me

Boychik, it's been years since my bris, tho
Mr. Potato west-style brisket knish flow
Faklumpt bagela, futzin' around
And you ain't never frum on tour when I'm comin' to town
Traif tutchus, ladies be under my gown
Yentas on yontiff and they running they mouth
Ask zaidie with a fat zaftig up in the house
This is for my baby mamas and my bubbe who down

So I shnore so loud when I sleep, I can't
Dream about fresh kickds and a way to dance
With a nice girl who kvetch and she like my pants
If she don't want my shmeckle, Feh! Ask her friends

Kish kish from canters in a kibbutz room
Holy moly shmolyy, she looking for a shidduch soon
But I'm straight meshugganeh, shvitzin' like I'm into June
Be a mensch is really cool
Yentas in the house, yo, I'm feeling you!

Schmoozin'!
Farbrengen the party
Who's in
For bringing the party?
Jewish!
The models and bubbe
I know you want me
I know you love me
Schmoozin'!
Farbrengen the party
Who's in
For bringing the party?
Jewish!
The models and bubbe
Bottles of bubbly
I know you love me

Altltacocker to a balabusta
Cherish from the fact I prolly have to meet the mother
Waitin' for the chulent of life
Enough chutzpah so the chulent is tight
Chulent ya wife
I stay grindin'
Ya know farkockta in the brain
Make my my pitstop shape my (EiSEN) insane
Yiddish flow, I'm a hustler, bubbleh with brains
Rap like this, you'll never have a crap job to maintain
Famish from the emmes
Nose stay, sharp like my pen is
Nudnick in the rap game, respected
Boychik, don't act out like a shmendrick!

Kosha cuts and the macher get spoiled
Eminem style 8 moyle
With the nachas, the stuff I enjoy
Dont noodge, I hate to be annoyed
Mom says stop schmoozin' with the shiksas and goys
You need to get married, you're still unemployed
Mom says
Nishtagroyse metzir, Stop acting so weird, 2020 your year!

Schmoozin'!
Farbrengen the party
Who's in
For bringing the party?
Jewish!
The models and bubbe
I know you want me
I know you love me
Schmoozin'!
Farbrengen the party
Who's in
For bringing the party?
Jewish!
The models and bubbe
Bottles of bubbly
I know you love me