Scentless Apprentice (Live In Seattle, Seattle Center Arena - January 7, 1994)

[Verse 1]
Like most babies smell like butter
His smell smelled like no other
He was born scentless and senseless
He was born a scentless apprentice

[Chorus]
Hey, way
Way
Way

[Verse 2]
Every wet nurse refused to feed him
Electrolytes smell like semen
I promise not to sell your perfumed secrets
There are countless formulas for pressing flowers

[Chorus]
Hey, way
Away
Way

[Verse 3]
I lie in the soil and fertilize mushrooms
Leakin' out gas fumes are made into perfume
You can't fire me 'cause I quit
Throw me in the fire and I won't throw a fit

[Chorus]
Hey, way
Way
Way
Way
Away
Way
Way, yeah

[Outro]
Efrem Zimbalist Jr.
Ladies and gentlemen, Jerry Garcia
Not you
Maybe if you put a pillow under your shirt or something