Scenester

Like people here are like really friendly
Like, like people have been great
They're like um
Like, like I had no idea
Like totally tranquil

Like, like
Like, like I thought it was just like
Like, wow you
Like, that's all you know
Like I'll tell you about it when I get home

Hey, look at me I'm a scenester
Hey, look at me I'm a scenester
Hey, look at me I'm a scenester
Can't get away from me, scenester

Go to all the rock and roll places
Seen with all the rock and roll faces
I'm gonna be a good bassist
When I get myself a new tattoo

Buy all the records that they do
Go to all the shows that they do
Wear all the clothes that they do
I don't give a shit I don't have to

Hate rock stars that are plastic
'Specially when they're geriatric
Now they think that kids are fantastic
They're so young and cute and they're so cool

Feel so good I'm a scenester
Feel so good I'm a scenester
Feel so good I'm a scenester
Can't stop me now I'm a scenester

Deep down inside I'm a racist
Deep down inside I'm a sexist
Don't know much but I know that
If you had Docs like me you'd be cool too