There ain't shit on tv, i got no new pornography
I got to find a reason to want to stay alive
Not a word is heard i said
I might as well just stay in bed
To find a better way, i doubt i'll even try
Just another boring story, about a teenage waste of glory
Trapped in a town, gonna drag you down, my life is such a mess
I cannot help but feel depressed
I doubt that anyone would miss me if i wasn't around
I don't need to know about the things in life that i can't find
I don't need to know about the things i left behind
I'm just a lazy slob, i should go out and get a job
But i won't cause i know that my rent is paid
I'm a big procrastinator, i can always do it later
My friends all tell me that i got it made
It doesn't really matter. what i have to say
No one's fucking listening anyway
So until my days are done, or it's no longer any fun
I'm gonna bore you to death. life is overrated
I really want to be sedated
But i change the channel, and i'm watching days of our lives
It's so sophisticated, watching programs that i hated
But i guess it's better than working 9-5
The life that i'm living, it ain't really living
But i guess i could be working., so i'm free and clear
So my only friends tv will always keep my company
As i am watching soap operas downing cheetos and beer!!