Sbemail Songs, Pt. 2

Oh, here comes The Strong Baaaaad...
Oh, here comes The Strong Baaaaad!

I'm checkin' email, I'm checkin' email
Hey, hey, I'm checkin' email, I'm checkin' email

Ow ow ow... Ow ow oww... Ow ow owww... Email...

I got the email, you got the email
I got the email, and you got the email

I got miles and miles of the email style
Miles and miles of the email style

A lot of ladies and a lot of girls
Some healthy ladies and some healthy girls

Oh, oh, email's in the backyard, makin' some stew

Email me tonight!

Email, na na, na na, na na, nanaNA...
[spoken] Nothin' like na-na-na's to get you through an email song

Checkin' email, now take it to the flip side
Edis pilf eht ot ti ekat won ,liame 'nikcehC

You got to e-mail, just to stay alive

And if I email you (Girl, woman)
Oh, would you email me (Girl, woman)

The email checker, come on, a-come on, y'all
The email checker, come on, a-come on, y'all

Here comes another email that I'll answer for you!
Here comes another email that I'll answer for you!

Strong Bad Email! Makes money!
Strong Bad Email! Gets paid!

Email theme song! 1-2-3!
A da-da-checkin' email wit' me, SB, y'all!

Can you handle my style?
No, you can't handle my style
Email!

This email is making fun of you

Drape it over your arms
Step out in style
Strong Bad Email...

Why do I check emails the way I do?
I don't know

A little bit of email!
Some you-and-me-mail!

I'm still here, after all these years, checkin' my email
Checkin' my email!

Email is the sound that we make when a young girl cries...

[spoken]Hey everybody, it's a musical Strong Bad Email this week!
A-doot-doot-doo, Dear, Dear Strong Bad, oh I was wondering...
[spoken] I can't keep this up

It's the email, baby, lunch juice!

Email, ah ooh, ooh, ooh ah ooh
Email, ah ooh, email, ah ooh, ooh

Don't you wanna email, don't you need a email
Don't you turn your life around...

I met this email on a north-bound train
We had some dinner, then we danced in the rain

I'm livin' the Strong Bad life
I take an email for my wife
I take an email for my wife

I was born to check email
And eat lots of cake!

How many emails can you check?
Five. Twelve. Seven. Shut up

This week, I'm feeling my style
I've got confidence in my email!

I've been walking on clouds and flipping off rainbows
On the wings of an email
[Spoken] Thanks, man
(STRONG SAD: No prob, Bob.)

Can you see that I've got email styles
C'mon, c'mon, can you see that I've got email styles

A badadee-doo, it's time for email!
Bra-doop-da-dabadoo

Email is nice, hadalasudalastah!
Email is twice, ha-ba-la-si-bi-la-saw!

I'll take you back to a time when email was king

When email comes to town, you know, you know, it's like a rainstorm
In your browser

Good morning, Mr. E-mail
There's a call for you, on line two

A-when you dribble down the court with an email
You leave your dreams at the top of the key

Oooh, it's a e-email, money, money, money
Oooh-ooh, shut up

Green lines, green, green lines
It's a Strong Bad Email again

There's a big ol' hole inside my email
Makin' it hard to check

Sippin' on a bottle of email, cold
Having a picnic lunch
With some co-workers

Start your day the Sbemail way
And never get out of bed

A-just scrape some email off the top
And I'll help you out tonight