Sbemail Songs, Pt. 1

Oh, who is the guy that checks all his emails? That's me, Strong Bad...

I'm gonna check, my email, all of the time, doot doot doo...

Checkin' my email, checkin' my email, checki-checki-checki-checkin' my email..

Doot doo doot, I check the email once, I check the email twice, a-doot doo doot...

Checking email is like the best thing I do...

Check that email, check it down, check that email, smack it around!

I got an email, I got an awesome email...

Rib-a-la dib-a-la, check e-mail

Super great, super great! Check your email!

Oh, tap-a your toes, a-check the email
Tap-a your toes tonight

Gimme some of this, and gimme some of this
Gimme some of this

Oh, doo doo doo doo, my email left me, doo doo doo

All the ladies want to know
Who's checkin' that email?
Well it's Strong Bad

I check email from the front to the back, I said check
Email from the front to the back, I said check

It's the email. The email. What, what, the email

*clears throat* Emaaaaail~!

Oh, girl... I want to email you so nice

[humming] Email

Here I go once again with the email
Every week, I hope that it's from a female

There once was a man named email
And he did his best for a while

Cheweh, cheweh, cheweh cheweh email

Welcome to the Strong Bad Email, dut da-da-lut
Everybody get down

Email women. Email girls
Email women. Email girls

Awwwwwwwwwwwww, EMAIL!

Hoo! Tsa! su-du-lu-du-sah! Hu-ju-du-ju-juh-jeh, juh Email!

What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a world of hurt
What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a life of pain
What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a kick in the butt

Oh-ho-ho-ho email me, girl
Uh! Once times! Twice times!

Watch me do a little bit of email, and I'll watch you do a little bit of--oh! [spoken] That's never happened before

I met her in the summertime
Her name was...email

My name is not the Email Sam, ooh ah
So please don't call me Email Sam, ooh ah

Oh, I took the email
To the market
And I bought it some kind of fish sauce

Eeeeemail, it's like the sugar on the candy for my stuff

Drivin' down the strip in my cool cool car
Checkin' all the emails out

Email. Ooh ah email, ooh ah. Email, ooh

This is my new dance, da-da-la-da
This is my new dance, da-da-la-da
It's the email dance

It's email time aga-ain
Doot doodle-oo doo, doot doodle-oo doo, doot doodle-oo doo

Email me, don't email me
Email me, don't email me

So innocent and email free
That's you and me

Oh, traipsin' along, traipsin' traipsin' along, and an email got stuck in my eye

Du-doh, du-doh
Email me some words, doo doo, some different words

Check your email and check your email
Check (check) your email (and) and (check) check (your) your (e) e (mail) mail

One, two, three, four!
EMAIL IS AWESOME, EMAIL IS WEIRD!
EMAIL IS AWESOME AND EMAIL IS WEIRD!
AND I'LL NEVER FORGET THE WAY IT WAS, GRRRRRRRL!

Oh, email, I'm gonna let you down easy
When I break up with you

Everybody loves this, everybody needs this
It's time for funny stuff

Oh, here comes little email with a gun in his hand

Ooh I'm an email gambler, that means I play cards with emails
Full house

I'm not going to sing an email song this week! Eh-- oh. Never mind

I got an email in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt
I got a snail mail in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt

Let's get it over wit', with the email style, get it over wit'