Save the Plastic

[Chorus]
Save the plastic because I like to eat it
Save the plastic because I like to eat it

[Verse 1]
I think the turtles are wimps
I've been eating plastic every day of my life, and I'm just fine
So what? What can you eat besides the water bottles that we give to you?
The stupid turtles; they're just wimps, and so you gotta

[Chorus]
Save the plastic because I like to eat it
Save the plastic because I like to eat it

[Verse 2]
All the garbage in the ocean is a hoax; that's what I believe
I believe we don't have enough plastic waste already
We need to use more plastic so I can eat it
Cause I just love to eat the plastic

[Bridge]
If the turtles won't, then I will
If the turtles won't, then I will
If the turtles won't, then I will
If the turtles won't, then I will

[Chorus]
Save the plastic because I like to eat it
Save the plastic because I like to eat it