Save a Piece for Me

[Verse 1]
Sell him the whole territory and all of the maps
Tell him your whole sordid story with a few tactful gaps
Feed him your banquet of glory, but if he leaves some scraps

[Refrain]
Honey, perhaps you could save a piece for me

[Verse 2]
Show him your fusion reactor, lift up your band
Throw him a ride on your tractor for a quick farmer's tan
You can still be the sole benefactor of my charity plan

[Refrain]
Do what you can, and try to save a piece for me

[Bridge]
You've made your big decision
You say you're honor-bound
But I've got a strong suspicion
That there's a lot to go around

[Solo]

[Verse 3]
Give him that kiss that I'm craving, I can adjust
Give him your best misbehaving, your joy, and your lust
Leave me a sliver, a shaving, a crumb, or a crust

[Refrain]
Keep what you must, but darling, save a piece for me
Can I take it on trust, can you, well, save a piece for me?