Saturday Night’s Divorce

[Verse 1]
Won't you stay for one last drink?
I really like your company
"One last cigarette"
She said, "[?] smoking so much fun to me
But I hate the way my clothes smell"
Don't worry, baby
I'm sure nobody can tell, mhm
Won't you stay for one last spliff?
Nick really likes your company
Talk shit with him forever
And all the while run from me
She asked "can I stay for one last line
And cut it on a mirror?"
Well, fuck, I thought that this was mine
But I guess we can split it

[Chorus]
Split it all in half
We can split it
Split it all in half
Split it down the middle
Split it down the middle

[Verse 2]
I'm watching while
You dance, hopin' you read my mind
That coffee table's fancy
But it isn't mine
So jump on up again, girl
You're doing fine
And I'll creep to the bathroom
Finish what's mine
And hopefully Nick will
Go and catch a ride
And you two slide to his room
Get intertwined
'Cause I don't think I've got it in me
This time
But you follow me
'Cause you can't read the signs
So I guess that we can split it

[Chorus]
Split it all in half
We can split it
Split it all in half
Split it down the middle
Split it down the middle