Saturday Dad

[Verse 1]
Oh, the Saturday dad
He's only got eyes for his own sons
He's on the sidelines
Spending quality time yelling instructions

[Verse 2]
Oh, the Saturday dad
Always puts up his hand when there's questions
Always the first to respond
When the teachers, they ask, "Any suggestions?"

[Pre-Chorus]
But I'm such a nice guy
Like a fugitive, my feelings hide
Keep it all deep inside, deep inside

[Chorus]
And you have to pretend
And you have to pretend

[Verse 3]
Oh, the Saturday dad
He says that he's had revelations
Now he's got girls of his own
He sees how the world's stacked against them

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm such a nice guy
Like a fugitive, my feelings hide
Keep 'em all deep inside, deep inside

[Chorus]
And you have to pretend
And you have to pretend

[Bridge]
And we want you to know, do-do-do-do
We want you to know, do-do-do-do
Yeah, we want you to know
Yeah, we want you to know

[Chorus]
That you have to pretend
And you have to pretend
And you have to pretend
And you have to pretend