Saturday

Hypnotized
Practically hypnotized
Just hanging out doing nothing
Not much on my mind
I'm just killing time
Watching the glasses dry
By this time tomorrow it'll be

Saturday
Means nothing if you don't work during the week
Cops is on
The barroom's wall to wall with fucking geeks
Other days
It seems more like the barroom's just for me
Other days
I'll watch Cops at eight on Court TV

So understand
That I'm a man
Who'd rather feed the ducks
Than watch the metal band
Out of sight
More than out of hand
By this time tomorrow it'll be

Saturday
Means nothing if you don't work during the week
Cops is on
The barroom's wall to wall with fucking geeks
Other days
It seems more like the barroom's just for me
Other days
I'll watch Cops at eight on Court TV

Saturday
Means nothing if you don't work during the week
Cops is on
The barroom's wall to wall with fucking geeks
Other days
It seems more like the barroom's just for me
Other days
I'll watch Cops at eight on Court TV