Saso AKA Ron (Skit)

[Skit: Jorge Porcel & Al Pacino from Carlito's Way]
Charlie, my friend! Charlie Brigante! How you doing?
Hey, Saso
No, no more Saso, now everybody calls me Ron
Ron?
Ron from Reinaldo
Okay, Ron, let's get to the point
I hear you're doin' good business with this place
Very good
So how come you need money?
Me?
Yeah, you gamblin' again, right? How much you owe?
Hah, I don't know, maybe $50, $50 so
Okay so that means about $100
Who you owe the money to?
You know, Charles, some of the boys, $25 will quiet them for now
And you will come in for a quarter of my end
Okay, I'ma give you $25,000 cash tomorrow
I'ma come in for half your end
Hahaha, what are you tryin' to do to me?
What I'm trying to do, Saso, I mean Ron, is save your ass
My ass?
That's right because it's either Fat Anthony or Scooze you owe the money to, right?
Either way, you're gonna end up
In the trunk of a car somewhere on the Belt Parkway before long
Maybe weeks before they find you
Like DeeDee, remember? They open her up
That's some kind of stink you're gon' make
"Ooh, what's that smell?" Saso, man
That's Saso, used to be Ron
Okay, okay, what time tomorrow?