SAP

[Verse]
It's got no eyes for any other
With gifts and flowers you he smothers
College cheat with an SAP
The girls backstage don't get a looking
He talks to you even when he's sleeping
College cheat with an SAP

[Bridge]
We don't think it's funny if he spends all his money on you
He knows you're a cheat but he still feels the need
What can a poor boy do?
(Not a lot)

[Verse]
It's nothing new, it's just one-way romance
The poor boy didn't even stand a chance
College cheat with an SAP
That boy is me

[Outro]
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na