SANTA VADER

[Couplet 1, Sasha]
I am dreaming of Darth Vader
He always comes to my planet once a year
With Toys made of Tatooine's rocks
Teddy Bears made with dead Ewoks

[Couplet 1, Tai]
For Christmas I want Darth Vader
Winter is better with the stormtroopers
He travels faster than Santa
Presents made by enslaved Jawas

[Pré-Refrain]
He's coming tonight with a Death Star full of presents for me
Lights of planets that he will destroy
Bring us happiness and joy

[Refrain]
Better than Santa, Darth Vader
Better than Granma, Darth Vader
Give me a broken C3PO
Under the mistletoe
Better than Santa, Darth Vader
Better than Granma, Darth Vader
Can you bring me the whole galaxy
Under the christmas tree

[Couplet 2, Tai]
Happiness comes with Darth Vader
He's really the perfect guest for dinner
His light saber can cut the turkey
He will cook fried wookie

[Pré-Refrain 2]
He's coming tonight with a Death Star full of presents for me
Come to the dark side, have a cookie
The best of the galaxy

[Refrain 2]
Better than Santa, Darth Vader
Better than Granma, Darth Vader
Give me a broken C3PO
Under the mistletoe
Better than Santa, Darth Vader
Better than Granma, Darth Vader
Can you bring me the whole galaxy
Under the merry christmas tree
And can you give me Jar-Jar's Head ?

[Pré-Refrain 3]
Better than Santa, Darth Vader
Better than Granma, Darth Vader
Give me a broken C3PO
Under the mistletoe

[Refrain 3]
Better than Santa, Darth Vader
Better than Granma, Darth Vader
Can you bring me the whole galaxy
Under the fucking christmas tree
Oh I really want Jar Jar Dead