Santa’s Rap Party

Merry Christmas and good tidings to all
Here we go y'all

Mink coats and diamond rings and a glass of real fine wine
Cadillacs and Mercedes, that's what I call a real good time

Long legs and short legs, hey there all fine with me
I don't get around but once a year so I get it on now you see
Now some friends call me Santa, and some call me ol' Nick
But when it comes to loving girls I just don't miss a trick
Now clap your hands everybody, everybody clap your hands
If the bass in the place don't throw it in your face
Then you go home and get right down
Now grab yourself a partner, and get up on the floor
I don't wanna see you sittin' around
No, I don't want you sittin' no more
Now get on down everybody
Get on down to the real fine sound

Now if you ever wondered, why Ol' Nick's oh-so jolly
Let me tell you about my happy days and I tell what you can do now
If you want to be real happy, then what you've got to do
Is get yourself a real fine girl and you just know what to do

Now clap your hands everybody, everybody clap your hands
Now get on down to the Christmas sound, I want you to get on down
Now I don't know what the others do and I'm not trying to be like the rest
But when you're listening to this guy, you're listening to the best

Here I go once again tryin' to tell you how my friends
Have yourself a Merry one, the one you can depend
Now Christmas comes just once a year and you got to do it right
You'll only get this chance again but it'll be a year in the night
Now if you want to do it once and you want to do it real fine
Just get yourself a bottle of the greatest champagne wine
Then take your girl to her apartment, then you lock the door
And when you start to talk to her you'll know you [?]

Well if your fat, black, skinny or wack
C'mon and get the bone right out your back
I said hip y'all, to the beat y'all
Beat-beat y'all, c'mon
Well I'm one of a kind and I'll rock your mind
And I'll do-it, do-it every time
I'm an Ace of Spades, I'm a jack of all trades
To the ladies I'm number one
And if you raise your hands and arch your back
I'm sure we're gonna have some fun
I said on and on and on and on
Like hot butter on, the what, popcorn
Float like a butterfly and I sting like a bee
And if the ladies don't watch their panties, I'm faster than Muhammad Ali
Let me remind y'all
We're in the house, we're in the house
We're out and out and we're all about
C'mon
I said Ismael
I said Cameo
Let's go, let's go
To the beat y'all, to the disco
I said on and on and on and on
Like hot butter on, the what, the popcorn
Said dibby-dibby-dive and so-so-socialize
Come on and make my what rise
Come on, to the beat y'all
Like this y'all

There's 365 days a year
Hey there Santa, are you really really there?
I said, I love diamonds and I love pearls
All those pretty little shiny white pearls

I said hey there Santa, I bet you didn't know
They make my little heart just dance and go
I said right on Santa, you're my mellow man
Going through the chimneys all across the land