Santa’s Got A Brand New Bag

[Verse 1]
Oh, the fire's burning slow
Now where's that mistletoe?
Dear, it's getting kind of hot in here
I need a taste of Christmas cheer
I hope he gets here quick, I need a St. Nick fix (Ooh-wee)
I just want him to be
All wrapped up for me
Santa's never been this hard to resist
But Santa never used to look like this

[Chorus]
He's traded in his reindeer for a limousine
He's wearing purple trousers 'stead of red and green
This Christmas I want something I never had
'Cause Santa's got a brand new bag

[Verse 2]
Now, I got to, got to find out how
To make him want to settle down
I've got a big fat kiss right at the top of my list
So we can build a little candy home
And have a few elves of our own
I want to sneak a peek at my surprise
And see tradition metamorphasize

[Chorus]
He's given up the cookies and he's slimming down
He bought a little bungalow in Tinsel Town
This Christmas I want something I never had
'Cause Santa's got a brand new bag

[Chorus]
As he finds his Zen down on the kitchen floor
He lights a fat Cohiba from his humidor
This Christmas I want something I never had
'Cause Santa's got a brand new bag
He's got a Rickenbacker and he's bleached his hair
He's rockin' to the rhythm with a Latin flair
This Christmas I want something I've never had
'Cause Santa's got a brand new—

[Outro]
He's reading Socrates and cooking French cuisine
He's pictured on the front of money magazine
This Christmas I want something I've never had
'Cause Santa's got a brand new, Santa's got
Santa's got a brand new bag