Santa Man

[Verse 1]
Well, my name is father Christmas
AKA Saint Nick
Christmas time is coming
Better hang those stockings quick
I got a hat up on my head
A suit of red and white
Don't forget the list of everyone who's naughty and who's nice

[Refrain]
If Christmas goes to plan, I'm coming down the chimney
It's your Santa man
(Ho-ho-ho)

[Verse 2]
Well, I got me a pack of reindeer
Got me a big ol' sled
Come on honey, I'm coming back
Get those kids to bed
I'd rather have a glass of whiskey
Leave them without beer in that old fridge
Ah, yeah

[Refrain]
Well, if Christmas goes to plan, I'm coming down the chimney
It's your Santa man

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]
Well, better deck those halls with holly
Ring those jingle bells
Say "Hey, Mister Frosty"
'Cause there's snow on Dasher's elf
I got a big ol' sack of presents
But only one is labeled with your name
That's no game

[Refrain]
Well, if Christmas goes to plan, I'm coming down the chimney
It's your Santa man
Said if Christmas goes to plan, I'm coming down the chimney
It's your Santa man

[Outro]
(Ho-ho-ho)
(Merry Christmas)