Santa Claus Won’t Come This Year

[Verse 1]
Oh, Santa Claus won't come this year, got the word today
He was wrappin' up some razorblades and shaved his beard away
Shaved his beard away, boys, shaved his beard away
He was wrappin' up some razorblades and shaved his beard away

[Verse 2]
Oh, Santa Claus won't come this year, nothing in his sack
His helpers joined the CIO and walked out on a strike
Walked out on a strike, boys, walked out on a strike
His helpers joined the CIO and walked out on a strike

[Verse 3]
Oh, Santa Claus won't come this year, he isn't feelin' well
He slipped and fell on a chunk of icе and cracked his jingle bell
Crackеd his jingle bell, boys, cracked his jingle bell
He slipped and fell on a chunk of ice and cracked his jingle bell

[Verse 4]
Oh, Santa Claus won't come this year, got the latest proof
He's stranded up in the frozen North, old Rudolph's got the croup
Rudolph's got the croup, boys, Rudolph's got the croup
He's stranded up in the frozen North, old Rudolph's got the croup

[Verse 5]
Oh, Santa Claus won't come this year, can't see in the night
He took a cold and sneezed so hard, blew out the Northern Lights
Blew out the Northern Lights, boys, blew out the Northern Lights
He took a cold and sneezed so hard, blew out the Northern Lights

[Verse 6]
Oh, Santa Claus won't come this year, he's sore from head to toe
He did the twist last Saturday night and strained his ho-ho-ho
Strained his ho-ho-ho, boys, strained his ho-ho-ho
He did the twist last Saturday night and strained his ho-ho-ho