Santa Claus Is Foolin’ Around

[Intro: Person writing a letter]
Hi Santa, I've been waiting all year for you to come down my chimney

[Singer, Band member 1, Band member 2]
It’s all cold after midnight mass and the wind’s whippin’ through the church parking lot. Hey Band!
Yeah, what?
Your girlfriend’s been actin’ funny lately?
No, man…
Hey Big Man, your old lady been walkin’ around really funny, like she’s been with a really big man?
Yeah
Oh man, that’s not good. You guys been finding Christmas cookie crumbs in your bed and maybe a red stocking cap in the bathroom that ain’t yours?
Oh man, I think I know what’s goin’ on around here

[Singer, (Girl)]
Well, you better watch out for that holiday guy
You shouldn't go out
I’m tellin' you why
Santa Claus is foolin' around
Santa's out North Polin' around
Santa Claus is foolin' around

He’s checkin' his list
He’s grabbin' his fly
He’s leavin' his gift
Then hittin' the sky
Santa Claus is foolin' around
Santa's clothes are hittin' the ground
Santa's with your woman right now
(Oh, Santa...)

He creeps in when they’re sleepin'
He charms them with his wink
He’s doin' stuff no Santa should
(Oh yeah)
You better get home for Christmas sake
(Oh yeah)
Better get home and don't be late

Oh, you better watch out for that man in the sky
You better not trust that jolly old guy
Santa Claus is foolin' around
Santa Claus is runnin' around
Mrs. Claus is huntin' him down

[Interlude: Santa, Girl]
Booyah, booyah
Who’s been a naughty girl
Who’s your Santa
Who’s your Santa
Prancer, Vixen… Hohohoho!
Is that a candy cane in your pocket?

[Singers, (Girl)]
Santa Claus is foolin’ around
Settin' 'em up in every town
Santa Claus is screwing around
(Oh yeah)
Santa’s clothes are hittin’ the ground
Santa’s at your chimney right now
(Oh yeah)
Slidin’ in and beddin' 'em down
(Oh Santa)
Santa Claus is foolin’ around

[Outro: Girl, Santa]
Oh, you have to go already? I know you’re busy. Call me?
Ho ho ho!
(applause)