Santa, Bring Me a Dinosaur

[Verse 1]
When Christmas comes, I don't want a bike
Or toys and things that other kids like
I don't want a cat or a labrador
Santa, bring me a dinosaur
Like the Tyrannosaurus Rex
Or the Brontosaurus with their big long necks
Santa, won't you please ensure
That you bring me a dinosaur?

[Chorus]
Santa, bring me a dinosaur
Old as a million years or more
Least as tall as a second floor
Santa, bring me a dinosaur
Santa, bring me a dinosaur
With bloodshot eyes and a giant jaw
Like to keep for evermore
Santa, bring me a dinosaur

[Verse 2]
I'll take it to obedience school
And show it how to swim in a swimmin' pool
Build it a bed on a ton of straw
If you bring me a dinosaur
I'll teach it lots of games to play
And promise I'll walk it every day
On a leash that I'll keep in the kitchen drawer
If you bring me a dinosaur

[Chorus]
Santa, bring me a dinosaur
Old as a million years or more
Least as tall as a second floor
Santa, bring me a dinosaur
Santa, bring me a dinosaur
With bloodshot eyes and a giant jaw
Like to keep for evermore
Santa, bring me a dinosaur

[Verse 3]
Now, a Sabertooth Tiger wouldn't be bad
But how would I explain it to me mum and dad?
They'd make me send it back for sure
Santa, bring me a dinosaur
One that likes to chase a ball
And comes to me every time I call
If it's not against the law
Santa, bring me a dinosaur

[Chorus]
Santa, bring me a dinosaur
Old as a million years or more
Least as tall as a second floor
Santa, bring me a dinosaur
Santa, bring me a dinosaur
With bloodshot eyes and a giant jaw
Like to keep for evermore
Santa, bring me a dinosaur

[Outro]
Santa, bring me a dinosaur
Old as a million years or more
Least as tall as a second floor
Santa, bring me a dinosaur
Santa, bring me a dinosaur
With bloodshot eyes and a giant jaw
Like to keep for evermore
Santa, bring me a dinosaur

[Spoken:]
A-a-a-and if I can't have a dinosaur, can I have a computer?