Santa Baby

[Verse 1]
Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree
For me
I've been an awful good girl
Santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight

[Verse 2]
Santa baby, another round of beer for me
For free
PBR is fine by me
Santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight

[Chorus]
Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be oh so good
If you check off my Christmas list

[Verse 3]
Santa honey, I wanna fucking yacht
And that's not a lot
I've been an angel all year
Santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight

[Verse 4]
Santa cutie, there's one little thing I really do need
Some weed
And some Vicodin too
Santa cutie, hurry down the chimney tonight

[Bridge]
Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me

[Outro]
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing
A ring
(I don't mean on the phone)
Santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight