Sans Humanite

Oh Lennox if you can
Won’t you play us the silver pan
It looks like an oil drum
That was pressed by a giant’s thumb
Well they say you play it the best
Well let’s put you to the test
And if you fumble it bad
We’ll send you back to Trinidad

Oh Barry I heard you dance
Like a man in a voodoo trance
Sometimes you jump so high
People fear and run and cry
But there’s something they don't know
He had his jump setting on low
For when he dances and plays the bass
He sends the ladies to outer space

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Oh, Mr. Montgomеry
You are a picture of elеgantry
And as well as a smashin’ suit
You always wear the perfect boots
But when you start a conversation
We are confused by your diction
For your accent is oh so thick
You need a translator to make it stick

Oh, Nicky, you captain the boat
Trying to keep this liner afloat
And if the weather gets rough
He'll take the wheel and get tough
But the crew has a minor concern
When it comes to the music they’ve learned
Well, they all seem to play the right song
But you always get the lyrics wrong

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