SANDWICHES!

[Hook]
I make sandwiches for fun
I make sandwiches with guns
Roll with witches, demons, nuns
We make a crazy fuckin' lunch
Fuck a brunch, we got that lettuce
Got that meat, that mayo spreadin'
We got toothpicks, we need cheddar
We don't fuck if you a lesser, aye
I make sandwiches for fun
I make sandwiches with guns
Roll with witches, demons, nuns
We make a crazy fuckin' lunch
Fuck a brunch, we got that lettuce
Got that meat, that mayo spreadin'
We got toothpicks, we need cheddar
We don't fuck if you a lesser, aye

[Verse]
Run up on the grocery store, in a four door
Grab a shopping cart by the door
Drop at Frank Mart, what for?
Well lemme get my list, and I'll spell it out more
First I need bread, that's essential
Put it in the basket, and I cross it with a pencil
Look through the aisle, forget sauce? Hell no
I need mustard, I need ketchup, and I can't forget the mayo, mm, mm
I need them veggies on my team, mm, mm
Grab the lettuce, onions, real sweet, mm, mm
Tomato, or tomato, do I need an avocado?
Check the list, can't forget a jar of pickles, mm, mm
Now I need meat, right
Walk to the deli counter, get up in line
They callin' out a number, I'm like "Hey that's mine"
They ask what I want, and I'm like "uh, gimme a-
Pound of ham, roast beef, some turkey, thin sliced, double packed
A roll of pork roll, taylor ham, and pepperoni, extra slim
I need salami, and bologna, no baloney, my good man
Some liverwurst, and chicken breast, corned beef, and
(Wait a second, I forgot the cheese)
I need feta, mozzerella, swiss, American, and brie
Pepper Jack, parmesean, Gouda, and Havarti
Fontina, Gruyère, Meunster, Provolone
And if I don't get Manchego, I'm gon' take a man out
Velveeta out the box, Baby swiss and romano
Queso blanco mi amigo, y nacho dámelo
Colby jack, burrata, bonjean, blue cheese
I need cheddar, white, sharp cut, mild, whipped, squeezed

[Hook]
I make sandwiches for fun
I make sandwiches with guns
Roll with witches, demons, nuns
We make a crazy fuckin' lunch
Fuck a brunch, we got that lettuce
Got that meat, that mayo spreadin'
We got toothpicks, we need cheddar
We don't fuck if you a lesser, aye