Sam Reich vs. Tenna

[Intro: Sam Reich (Zawesome) and Tenna (Snakebite126)]
*Applause*

Get ready for a Snakebite Rap Battle!
The sensation of your screen is:
MR.(ANT)TENNA (Don't touch that dial, because...)
And your host:
ME!
I've been here the whole time (IT’S!! TV!! TIME!!!)

[Verse 1: Sam Reich (Zawesome)]
Welcome to the show, my fellow TV head
Stuck in Mike's trap, it’s the Crumbling Square Theater Kid
Now we all know how the streaming game works
It’s digital, cut to Ant Tenna, he still hasn't got the signal
Winning Game Changer takes more than just running back Mettaton again
I'll call you Tenna Lee Mulligan; you're not gonna win
If the jokes that you offer viewers were better than CollegeHumor
Then how come Asriel hasn't dropped by sooner?
But at least this time you could try out something new
So you don't spend each night tuning into Dreemurr Family Feud
In this special hip-hop episode, why don't we take it slow?
Tenna, your prompt is: “a diss track about the host, but there's no flow”

[Verse 2: Tenna (Snakebite126)]
His dad worked for Clinton, his mom fought for girl’s rights
He commits atrocities, give it up for the Third Reich!
Crass sex jokes might please your geek fandom
But if your show knew funny, then it wouldn't be random
I'm Mr. Ant Tenna, crisp A-Class dresser
A TV hit, I even hit the wenis dance better
You were IAC’s jester, your blows have no payoff
So just like your parent company, you best lay off
Coming straight from your house like Lou, Jacob, and Vic
I guess your wife's name is Carroll cause her husband is sick
With a boner for torturing your cast and showing their tootsies
Breaking news, folks! We found the secret Woody!

[Verse 3: Sam Reich (Zawesome)]
Way to nail the prompt! That's more than I could bear!
So I'll make like The Knight and I'll cut you off there!
I brought Dropout back from the brink, that couldn't be you
The moment they met Kris, your whole team Escaped the Green Room

[Verse 4: Tenna (Snakebite126) & Sam Reich (Zawesome)]
It's time for the Tenna’s Quiz Show with only one question
Who runs Dropout? (A, Sam)
Wrong! It’s Brennan
You cast him in all your stuff to rant about Elon Musk
And how capitalism sucks, while ol‘ Sammy rakes in the bucks

[Verse 5: Sam Reich (Zawesome)]
You were clinging on a salesman's show tactics till he left you abandoned
Then your whole life been crashing once you stopped playing Spam Says
Now for your next prompt, why don't we make it stranger?
"Spend the battle without referencing Game Changer"

[Verse 6: Tenna (Snakebite126) & Sam Reich (Zawesome)]
In Game Changer, they- f***
That is a point away from Tenna
Oh, well, I'm sure you love mini-games, right, my dear bosslet?
I see why you made a killing with short-form content

[Verse 7: Sam Reich (Zawesome)]
Well done, Tenna, I feel hurt by that
But your audience is dead; now we both work with Ash
I’d teach you a few card tricks to bring them back
But recapturing your magic would take a Dess appearing act
Sam says, "Accept the fact your owner's marriage split in half”
No, screaming at the children's not the way to fix it, man
For both our game and your purpose, the end’s come
So with zero point left, our loser for tonight is Tenna

[Verse 8: Tenna (Snakebite126), Rouxls Kaard (Snakebite126)]
The end?! Why, we barely filled the Fun-O-Meter
The Nep-O-Meter hasn’t taken enough damage either
Sam, you‘ve barely played enough rounds to have it end that soon
And leave me in the dust like you got left inside the bathroom
Try bouncing balls, or if it’s freestyles you want
Try a rap over the this beat from an email I just got
This be Rouxls' Kaard Productions
Or instead we just keep playing with no friends you pay to bully you
Our show can stay immune from doom like with your content loop-de-loop
No more fighting, no more silence
This gold mine can make sure both of us will be here the whole time

[Outro: Sam Reich (Zawesome) & Tenna (Snakebite126)]
That is a point away from Tenna (What?)
Sam did not say trauma dump (Are you serious?)
And that is four more points away from Tenna for referencing Game Changer four times (Oh my god, Sam! Sam!)
Our winner for tonight, you decide (Mmmmm!)
This has been all from Snakebite Rap Battles
I am your host, Sam Reich
And remember, Deltarune tomorrow (God damn it)
Good night, everybody
Nobody wants to play with me anymore