Sado County Auto Show

You look cute in your battery cable jumper
And your railroad spiked heels
With your rearend dipped in rubber
Like a Goodyear without wheels
At the Sado County Auto Show...At the Sado County Auto Show
Can't be late ya gotta go! To the Sado County Auto Show
By your diamond headlights I can see
The tension almost seems
Then you blow a bubble and offer me your jellybean
The enamel of your mind is cracking
Your eyes fully like poached eggs
But I sure wish that I was jacking up the pulleys on those legs