Sad classical ass song

[Intro]
Shit
Dun, dun

[Verse]
Walk in the function yell, "Where the fuck my ex at?"
I'd prolly pay that bitch like a band just to come back
She was the only one who was fuckin' with me before rap
I was the problem the whole time, but I won't admit that
Walk in the function, I pull out a ho radar
The hoes start runnin' from me, but they won't get far
My bro had to take me because I don't got a car
I remember this one girl cut me and it left a scar (I kinda miss her)
Shit, posted with the money gang, I don't know who the bread winner
Shе wanted to go out, but I found out she had a body so I nevеr took her to dinner
I don't know if I'd rather fuck up my lungs, or fuck up my liver
Bro told me to breath air, I told him he a bitch
You only live once so you won't smoke?
Bruh you a bitch
You usin' accusations from the 7th grade to call people a snitch
I taught my lil' bro to aim so he wouldn't need a switch
I'm on the porch, and I'm lookin' at trees
I'm on the porch, and I'm smokin' some tree
She wanna talk so I told her, "Whats deez?"
I got a bunch of white boys who a fan of me just like I'm Lil B
If a bad bitch tries talkin' to me, I run
I pull up to the party, and nobodys smoking, that's not fun
She had another guy added on snap, I'm said, "I'm done" (Done)
But, even then, she added me first so you can tell me who won
Bro pulled up with the cart, he said he only got one
My new plug is a girl
I asked her if she wanted to smoke and she said, "No"
I- I said that's okay, you're probably a ho (What the fuck is bro yappin' about)
Nevermind, I'm just kidding, I got hella hoes
I'm chuggin' some gas station alcohol
I might go and wash it down with fentanyl
She askin' me, "Are you okay?" I said, "Not at all"
I'm makin' money from winter until fall
I'm scared my new girl wanna Facetime, so I leave her on delivered (Brr)
I fuckin' hate Facetime, and if you ask me to Facetime, I'ma leave you on delivered
Bro tried to press me, and I said, "Shiver me timbers"
It's cold as fuck in the room, I'm startin' to shiver (Alright, this the next verse)
I'm in my room high as fuck, I can't text back
I'm in my room high as fuck, wonderin' where my cart at
Bro said he likes camo, so I asked him "What's MARPAT" (Dammnn)
Big ass beam on the Glock, gon' aim where your heart at (Damnnn)
Shoutout Snapchat, they deleted all my accounts (Dammmn)
They let content creators post recipes for edibles, but when I post the shroom emoji they gon' delete my account
My runner gave me my split, I told him, "That's not the right amount"
Bro, why the fuck did Snapchat delete all my accounts?
Walk in the function, I'm holdin' an RPG
Walk in the function, and everybody know me
Bro said he got an 8th for 45, bruh that's just baloney
Said he more up than me, but last time I checked he was below me
Walk in the function, I tell yo bitch to blow me
I'm in Food Lion with a $2000 fit
Said, "I don't wanna Facetime," and she threw a fit
"Hold on bro, this spot looks good, can you take a pic?"
Told him it was delta 8 but really it was nic
Sold bro a fake cart, and it fuckin' killed him
Bro tried to hit my blunt, and it fuckin' killed him
If I ever said, "I smoke gas," I'm lyin', I smoke fuckin' fentanyl
You report DoorDash drivers over a $22 or- order, thinkin' it's a method
Bruh, I'm fuckin' appalled
Hold on, now I wanna talk somethin' personal
Left her on delievered, 'cause she annoyin' as fuck
I said, "It's nothin' personal"
Bro short as fuck, like he Lil Uzi Vertical
We pull out them scalpels, shit gon' get surgical
Met this girl on Tinder
She bad as fuck, but I'm scared she think I'm weird
For some reason growin' up, I wanted to look like Osama Bin Laden
That's the only reason I wanted a beard
We pull 'im- we pu-p-pu-pphfff
We put that beam on him, and he froze up like a fuckin' deer
Bro hasn't even tried pussy yet, and he sayin' he queer

[Outro]
The hell? (Bum)
Gang, MoneyGang
Big PirateShipBoyz
Man, RIP Larry, RIP Sebastian, RIP JFK
Rest in peace xxaniii, uh, fuckin', um ([?])
Big PirateShipBoyz, Big MoneyGang ([?])
Big fuckin', uh, Yung Vasectomy Boys ([?])
Money Gang 666 (Fuck UnitedMasters)
Fuckin', shoutout 30kBands
Shoutout my dick
Yeah