Saccharin and the War

[Verse 1]
Fifteen years the bus had waited
Before it moved on into the town
Eyeliner worn by all their girls
Through the night the war was fought
Each "eyeliner" took two small drops
Reaction, elation, joy

[Verse 2]
Every girl took in a doctor
The Constitution says: "You must house the men"
Well, each doctor undermined a plot, oh yes, they did!
All the weight that was soon lost
They erected as a golden cross
Remember the weight is no longer here

[Bridge]
Through the street girls sang
The marching bands brought on the rain
The doctors stood by the gold cross

[Verse 3]
One "eyeliner," she had an idea
Well she read the book, the golden book
It seems another man had come across a cross
Well, Dr. Jones they crucified
But all their weight was returned back
Ha ha for all the girls now

[Refrain]
Now