S.O.T.S

[Intro]
Y'all ain't gon’ believe this
I said, y'all ain't gon’ believe this

[Verse 1]
I was in my study reading back a song I had wrote
While periodically flipping channels on the remote
Switched to my office chair, reclined it to a backwards position
In my peripheral I saw an image pass through the kitchen
What would add to suspicion was my lock was fastened so if in
Fact someone was is in my house, he was a classic magician
Must be tripping, so I laid up in the tub just to rest
When I came back into the kitchen there he was in the flesh
At this point I started thinking that it's highly incumbent
To let whoever this was know that this was getting redundant
All my enemies had been slaughtered in massive abundance
Over the years I had eliminated three or four hundred
So I'm puzzled at the presence of a brand new foe
He said, "I'm twice as dangerous as any man you know"
Gave him a show of power, still couldn't force him to run
I said, "Who are you?" He just laughed and said, "The Sorcerer's son"

[Verse 2]
"So you're Sorcerer's son?" as I drank me some water
I guess you've come here with plans of avenging your father
I told him, “Don't even bother though you have every right to
The chapter is behind me and I'm not gonna fight you”
He said, "If that's your decision, it pleases me still
‘Cause if you don't defend yourself, then you'll be easy to kill
I've studied every trick you've done and I can see through ‘em all"
He flung a fireball that hit me and knocked me through the wall
I'm laying in the pile of rubble with a dent in my face
I said, "My landlord gon’ be tripping man, I'm renting this place"
He said, "My father was the best warrior in the annals of time
So beating you will automatically make that title mine"
I guess he didn't have the wisdom that I thought that he had
“Your dad was a twisted narcissistic sociopath
Who terrorized the galaxy and did nothing but damage
So why don't you take your little young ass back home to your planet"

[Verse 3]
He got real real angry at my cynical sentiment
Then laughed and said, "The magic I was using was primitive"
I tried to run out the door and get to the main road
But my living room had turned into an active volcano
I'm scared ‘cause now I see that he was clever indeed
He made the planet spin ten times its regular speed
My body was flying everywhere, battered and beaten
But through the chaotic conditions, he was still on his feet
I saw my weakness detecting scanner inside my backpack
If I can grab it, I can scan him and see where to attack
So as I flew by I snatched it and aimed at his head
The data processed but somehow it scanned me instead
Showed him every single weakness that I had in my mind
Then aggressively started attacking them one at a time
Inside was a war but outside the same as before
The Sun was shining then a little kid knocked on my door
When nobody answered I'm thinking he leaving, forget us
That's when I noticed then that somehow he was inside with us
I was worried ‘cause he walked about the whole room freely
And as I looked puzzled, he calmly said, "He can't see me"
Then the little boy waved his hands, dropped to his knees
As the Sorcerer's son fell I saw his oxygen leave
I was amazed at the skill he was displaying, in fact
He kept taking his life, waking him up and taking it back
This dude didn't even have blood but somehow he bled
After ten minutes of torture he got up and he fled
I shook my injuries, astonished at the power he had
Then I said, "Thank you little man." He said, "No problem dad!"
(What?!!)