S.O.S. (SAME OLD STORY)

I'm only looking for
Someone I will adore
But Mr. Right, it seems
Is only in my dreams

Tommy only had one thing on his mind
Ricky Millionaire really was no find
Kenny loves me but he's the cheating kind
Uh oh, oh, uh oh

S. O. S. — Same Old Story
Love will sink in a hurry (3rd time: right before me)
S. O. S.— Same Old Story
I'm goin' down, I don't wanna drown
S. O. S.— Same Old Story
Girl meets boy, now she's sorry
S. O. S.— Same Old Story
Throw a line to this heart of mine

Somebody rescue me
This girl's in misery
Is it too much to ask
For love that's gonna last

Jimmy Hang-around — he was such a pain
Joe, the boy next door — he was half-insane
Bobby had it all, then I saw him with Jane!
Uh oh, oh, uh oh

(Repeat Chorus)

Charlie's dreamy but he was kiss and tell
Billy MuscleMan — he sure loved himself
Johnny AngelEyes — he liked Bill too well!
Uh oh, oh, uh oh

(Repeat Chorus)