S.M.P. (Get Hardcore)

[Intro]
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[Verse 1: Mr. Safety, Tim That Fucking Guy & Red]
My name is Mr. Safety and I’m sure you remember me
Right here is Tim that fucking guy
He looks like he is sad because he has no booty in his eye

Hi, my name’s Tim that fucking guy, and I’m drunk
The last pussy that I had really stunk
She’s starting to look like her mom with junk in the trunk
My stepdad is an asshole and my brother’s a punk

Mr. Safety kinda looks like a goose
But I have no room to talk because I look like Beetlejuice
By the way my name is Red and I’m not very wise
And I am skinny as fuck because I exercise

[Verse 2: Mickey D. & Wilma]
Hi my name is Mike and I’m the fucking neighbor
And I work at a car wash, that’s hard labor
S.M.P. guys are pretty fucking cool
I can’t rap right now because I have to pinch a stool

I’m always acting crazy because that’s what I do
I’m Mr. Safety’s girlfriend Wilma and I’m stupid too
I’m a fire-breathing redhead and I know how to dance
Mr. Safety was on fire just to get in my pants

[Chorus]
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[Verse 3: Mr. Safety, Tim That Fucking Guy & Red]
If you wanna get laid, this is what you do
Light yourself on fire and act like a fool
Sex is good, sex is great
Even though I’m getting laid, I still masturbate

Shut up Mr. Safety, at least you mate
I need a chick right now, I’m sick of the wait
Give me boobies, give me a twat
I’ll fuck your pussies right now ready or not

My hair is crazy ‘cuz my brush is lazy
I don’t care because it gets the ladies
Some guys think it’s stupid, think it’s wack
It’s kinda like an afro, but I’m not black

[Verse 4: Mickey D. & Wilma]
The S.M.P. crew makes me laugh
They named my wife black-and-a-half
My cousin David puked on the walls
Then Mr. Safety picked it up and fed it to brawls

Fuck this shit, I’m tired of jacking it off
I’ma let Wilma finish it off
Mr. Safety is wacking it again
Too bad he doesn’t know I masturbate more than him

[Chorus]
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[Verse 3: Mr. Safety, Red, Tim That Fucking Guy, Mickey D. & Wilma]
Sometimes when I have to take a shit, I fart
If I do it by your nose don’t take it to heart
He ain’t lying, it smells like shit
If smoking smelled like Safety’s ass, I know I would quit

I know his ass reeks and that is the truth
But Mr. Safety hasn’t smelled my poop
I bet your ass stinks like hot trash
Judging by your hair you probably got a buttstache

Before this song ends let me say something first
When girls take a shit, the shit smells worse
Guys think farting is cool and neat
Well guess what guys, girls can queef

[Chorus]
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[Outro: Wilma & Mr. Safety]
Ugh, I’m so horny (fuck yeah)
I wanna watch you masturbate
Go take a shit you sick fuck!
And you wonder why I masturbate
Meet me in bed
Okay!