Rusty Concentrate

Girl 1: And that's H, Homer... H
Girl 2: I always get them confused
Girl 1: Me too! I think it's because both their names start with H

Resident: Don't stop!... You stopped... Roll it, roll it

Girl: Well No, Come on
Roland Sheehan: Let's just do the whole thing over
Resident: Ok

Folks, I wrote this song last night, I'm wanna sing it right now, and dedicate it to all the millions o' young American ladies, girls, especially my 42-year-old baby sister, who've all died at the hands of one of these butchers

Butchers!

Rusty coathangers for the doctor
Cause he's been doing somеthing he shouldn't oughta
Hope he don't do it to his daughtеr
And if he does he better have a big blotter

The doctor he's a wonderful fellow, (fellow)
With his coathangers, he'll make you bellow (bellow)
You will squirm and you will wiggle (wiggle)
He'll take that thing right out of your middle
Ahhh, ahhh, middle

The doctor'll open you like a can of spam
He'll take your money and say thank you, ma'am
You'll beg and bleed like a dying lamb
And into the ground your box they'll cram

The doctor he's a wonderful fellow, (fellow)
With his coathangers, he'll make you bellow (bellow)
You will squirm and you will wiggle (wiggle)
He'll take that thing right out o' your middle
Ahhh, ahhh, middle
Ahhh, ahhh, middle

Oh yes, right out of your middle
He'll take that thing, right out of your middle
He won't fiddle, around with your middle
He won't piddle

(Instrumental Solo)

Resident: Rock out!

Resident: Hey Homer! Wanna do it again?

Rusty coathangers, for the doctor
Cause he's been doing something he shouldn't oughta...