Russian Government Process

[Vegard, spoken]
New boy, you first day at work today?

[Bård, spoken]
Yes

[Vegard, spoken]
You start archivation process immediately
Okay?
Question?

[Bård, spoken]
Yes. How I put where?

[Vegard, spoken]
Every time...
Pjotr

[Sung]
When you receive new official correspondence
It must be handled with precision and finesse
It may seem a bit complex, but it's simple, just relax
When you follow Russian Government Process
Fold it. Stack it
Cut it. Tack it
Stamp it. Sign it
Seal it. File it
Batch it. Mark it
Bulk compile it
Russian Government process!
New design or flag? (Here)
Ban on plastic bag? (Here)
Equal rights for gays? (Here)
Asking for a raise? (Here)
Clip it, tape it, bottleneck it
Sort it, tag it, double check it
Russian Government Process!

[Bård, spoken]
No, no, no. Too fast
Where I put this?
Application for...

[Vegard, sung]
Take your information
To the corresponding station
In a classified location
No one can access!
Stamp it (Stamp it)
Lick it (Lick it)
Toss it (Toss it)
Flick it (Flick it)
Russian Government Process!

[Spoken]
You see? Not so hard
Just let go, relax and system will guide you
All you have to do is...

[Sung]
Lunch!
Lunch!
Lunch!
Lunch time!

[Spoken]
New boy. You take lunch order now

[Bård, spoken]
What?

[Comrades and Vegard]
I'll have fish ragu
I want Moscow stew
Stroganoff for me, make it gluten free
Apple pie!
Caviar!
Ginger bread!
Beef tartare!
Lunch Time Ordering Process!

[Bård]
Too fast!

[Comrades and Vegard]
Easy on the salt
Double on the spice
Hand filet my chicken
Double cook it twice
Grill it, spice it, super size it
Flame it, boil it, circumcise it
Special Russian Omelette!

[Vegard, spoken]
You got it?

[Bård, spoken]
No

[Vegard, spoken]
Good, back to work!

[Bård, spoken]
What?

[Vegard]
Good bye (Hello?)
Stamp it, lick it
Toss it, flick it
Russian Government Process!
Good luck!