Run That Shit!

[Intro]
This is a special dedication
Youknowhatimsayin'?
Smooth it out
But get busy

[Verse 1]
Now I'ma tell you off the bat what this jam is about
It's about stealin' people's shit and leavin' 'em assed out
Whether a stranger or relative, a friend or a foe
I like jackin' motherfuckers when I need some dough
I ain't the type of individual to hold a job
I'd rather snatch a sucker's chain for the gold involved
I ain't workin' at McDonald's, you can suck my dick
Matter of fact, give me a burger and the keys to your whip
Now I'm drivin' around town in a brand new Maxima
See a hitchiker, bam! Now I got a passenger
Ask him where he lived while I looked in his gear
He told me it was close and I should make a left here
Dude was lookin' busted, but he had a nice watch
Some shit that I was liable to gaffle and rock
So I said, "hold up" and parked the car off Fifth
I said, "The watch and your money, bitch, run that shit!"

[Chorus]
Run that shit!
I want the color TV
And all your ugly fuckin' clothes
A burger with fries
I want that diamond ring
I want the money in your pocket
I want a strawberry shake to go
Yo, check it out

[Verse 2]
Now, I knew this kid Barry, yo, we went way back
Me and Barry used to chill at the crib and smoke crack
We was technically related cause he married my daughter
He would come to the crib when he needed some water
Barry was ugly, bad breath, but real cool
We would sit on the stool and reminisce about school
And the things we used to do just to make ends meet
Like the credit card scam and selling drugs on the street
I didn't think nothin' when my man started flossin'
Rockin' alligator boots and the eighty dollar Walkman
I figured he was schemin', just stackin' his loot
Then he came to the crib in a three-piece suit
He said, "yo, man, I landed this government job"
I was thinking to myself, "he's a sucker, a slob"
"yo, you bullshittin', Barry", he said, "na, it's legit"
He pulled out a thousand dollars, I said, "run that shit!"

[Chorus]
Run that shit!
I want the money in your pocket
I want the glasses
Yo, gimme that bagel, I'm hungry
Yo, the color televisions, the stereo
Yo, yo, gimme your socks, man
Oh, them kicks, lookin' dope
Run that jacket, let me see that shit
Run it

[Verse 3]
I was walkin' down the block just mindin' my own
When I saw this bangin' biddy with the caramel tone
I said, "my name is E, yo, I'm all alone"
"And I'm lookin' for a girl to get naked and bone"
She said, "I love a man that's firm and direct"
"Let's go to my apartment and have some sex"
I said, "bet! Yo, bitch, what kinda ride you got?"
Then she grabbed me by the wood and I was hard as a rock
When we got to her spot, she got down on her knees
I was thinkin' 'bout the pussy and the color TV
She was playin' with the coochie and she started to strip
She was suckin' my dick, I busted off on her tits
Then, I got up, put my shit back in my drawers
There was cum on her face, she was lyin' on the floor
So I pulled out my toolie and I aimed it at her lip
I said, "earrings and the stereo, run that shit!"

[Chorus]
Run that shit!
Yo, I want all your money
This fucking jewelery
I want the ice in the freezer
Give it up, skeezer
I want all that shit, run that shit
Yo, don't say shit, just run that shit

[Outro]
Yo, your pet dog, run that shit
Your earrings, run that shit
Your little brother, run that shit
Yo, your drumsticks, run that shit
Fried piece of chicken, run that shit
Yo, your gear, I want that shit
My name is Edan, and I steal kids' shit
Yeah, yo, run that shit
Word, this goes out to all them motherfuckers
That don't know how to earn a decent fuckin' buck
So they gotta steal from kids, hell yeah!
Yo, stealin' is the way to go
That's how you get all your shit
You ain't gotta pay for shit
Yo, Edan, I'm out
Fuck yeah, yo!