I had a run in with my dad
About a girlfriend that I had
He got a look at what we did
He don't believe in sex
My dad he lectured till his face was red
As red as my girlfriend's
He was talkin about self-respect
When my mind wandered
(...was preachin 'bout respect, respect)?
.................................?
Erection! Erection!
(In his face?) masturbate, fornicate
F**k! F**k!
I had a run in with my dad
He don't believe in sex