Rugs

[Intro]
Oh boy
Here comes that man
Manifest ha ha
Anyway uh
I don't know dude
I wrote some lyrics down
They're not great
Here we go
This took 30 minutes
Here we go

[Verse 1]
Wake up in the morning
Smell my own breath
Oh man that sure does small like death
Death breath
Smoking meth
Smoking crack
I run on track
But I'm a big boy so it's not great
I'm easily winded
It's concerning

Anyway guess what (huh)
Guess what (what)
I said guess what
Chicken butt (aye)
I'm sorray
But I'm gonna call your dad gay
And he's gonna beat me up
Oh no
Jokes on him cuz he's gonna be in jail though
Think I'm done with this verse bro
Think I'm done with this verse bro

[Hook]
Time for the hook
What a great hook
I read a book
And I stuck it in my nook
When I hang out on the corner
You would swear I'm a ghost
Cuz the Trash Man is always bringing the most
By the most I mean the most amount of drugs
JK I bring all the hugs
And bugs
And maybe a couple of rugs
Said maybe couple of rugs
I don't know

[Verse 2]
One time
A guy said to me
He said "man how you smoke so many trees"
I said oh it's not a problem
All you gotta do is breathe
And then let it all out
While you pee

Time to switch it up
I put a firecracker up in my butt
Let it pop right loud and I smell it
Smell it
Smell it real good
When I'm rolling in your house
I might eat all your food
I'm sorry
Sorry that I ate all your food
But not really
Lemme tell you about how my name is Billy

My name is Billy and I'm here to say
That the way you speak
Is super gay
You're like "Yass queen
Can you slay more"
I'm gonna slay myself if you don't shut the door
The door leading straight to my heart
If you step near my heart
I might have to shart
Might have to shart
Anyway here's the chorus

[Hook]
Time for the hook
What a great hook
I read a book
And I stuck it in my nook
When I hang out on the corner
You would swear I'm a ghost
Cuz the Trash Man is always bringing the most
By the most I mean the most amount of drugs
JK
I bring all the hugs
And bugs
Maybe a couple of rugs
Said maybe couple of rugs
I don't know

[Verse 3]
Time for the heckin final verse
When I'm done you're gonna end up in a hearse
Cuz my rhymes are perverse
When I touch myself sometime it hurts
But that's alright
That's okay
My tummy let me tell ya
Is very furray
And also large
And also thick
When I'm done with this song
You will eat my brick
Of cocaine
I do drugs
Just kidding man I sell pugs
Unlicensed
Don't tell the police please
I need this career
My grandparents kicked me out
Because I drank beer
But not that much
I promise that
Only enough to tell that I got fat

I'm letting all my words out
On this paper
Except it's not a paper
It is a raper
Rapper I mean
Whoopsie doodle
When I'm eating dogs
I highly prefer
The poodle
Poodle

Okay lads
I think I'm bad
But now I'm done
And I'm kinda sad
I'm gonna chop this up
Like I chop up your brother
When I'm through with this song
You won't recognize my mother
My mother

Why won't you recognize my mother
That's cuz I smother
My brother
I'm just kidding

[Hook]
Time for the hook
What a great hook
I read a book
And I stuck it in my nook
When I hang it on the corner
You would swear I'm a ghost
Cuz the Trash Man is always bringing the most
By the most I mean the most amount of drugs
JK
I bring all the hugs
And bugs
Maybe a couple of rugs
Said maybe couple of rugs
I don't know