Rug Busters

[Intro]
Dance
(Dance, dance, dance)
Dance
(Dance, dance)

[Verse 1]
If you're a serious dance instructor
If you've recently moved to Berlin
If your book is coming along nicely and you're into Sun, oh
If you're here with you dad
If you voted for the lesser of two evils
If it's your birthday
If you feel comfortable with a T-shirt on, but
You look great in your bikinis
If you went for the bangs, though your sister
Said you shouldn't have
And now you won an Oscar, got promoted
And your sleeping with her girlfriend
I need you to dance

[Chorus]
Look past everything you know, leave the calculators
Let the intеractive moves be your mеdiator
If you're that granny playing the bongos and
You finished your first solo album
Now the label will bless you with their
Credibility, but now you can't afford to live
In this part of town
N-not in this part of t-town

[Verse 2]
If you said you tried like you've never before
You say you never want to die like you don't care anymore
What'cha gonna do?
What'cha gonna do?
What'cha gonna do?
What'cha gonna do?
What'cha gonna-, dance

[Chorus]
Look past everything you know, leave the calculators
Let the interactive moves be your mediator

[Verse 3]
If you're a fire arm fanatic
If you're a cosplay connoisseur
If you're a date-rape specialist
Or under eighteen
If you've never seen "Pulp Fiction"
If you're unhappy with the sex change
I'm looking at you, Sharon

[Chorus]
You'll look past everything you know, leave the calculators
Let the interactive moves be your mediator
Look past everything you know and leave your calculators
Let the interactive moves be your mediator